August 16, 2012
In case anyone was interested, I created a blog that’s slightly more personal than this one

In it, I’ll be writing down some stories about my life that I don’t usually talk about, but I figured it was about time for me to get off my ass and actually tell people about this stuff. Fair warning, not all of these stories are funny, and a couple of them are actually pretty fucking sad, but if you want to get to know me better (lord only knows why you’d want that) the url is meettheshortbus.tumblr.com

I’ll post a link on this blog, and I’ll have a link back here from the other one. Feel free to follow it or not follow it at your discretion, but lemme tell you, I’ve already heard some of these stories about me, and for those of you that follow, you’re in for a treat.

July 24, 2012

dorothy-cotton:

Another year passes me by.

I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in.

Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body.

And yet we celebrate birth.

Cake.

Candles.

a mockery. A monument to my torment.

dude u gotta loosen up its ur birthday omg

wanna get high

Perhaps.

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July 24, 2012

masseffecttranscribed:

Headcanon: Jack was born a poor black child.

July 24, 2012
This is a picture of my steampunk Scout from TF2 cosplay I did at Ancient City Con this year. Everything in the outfit excluding the hat was handmade. The goggles were purchased, but they were made by the people I bought them from. The gun is our own design.

This is a picture of my steampunk Scout from TF2 cosplay I did at Ancient City Con this year. Everything in the outfit excluding the hat was handmade. The goggles were purchased, but they were made by the people I bought them from. The gun is our own design.

July 16, 2012

ore0s-and-che3secake:

This is Xaria Maylee. She is seven years old and is a cancer survivor. However, things in this beautiful little girl’s life have just taken yet another turn for the worse. She’s recently been rediagnosed with cancer.

Xaria’s two favorite things in life are her older sister, Chloe, and her stuffed cat, Hircine (both pictured above.) 

Chloe is one of my best friends and she loves her sister dearly. So driven by the love she has for her sister and her sister’s love for her stuffed cat, Chloe started the organization Cats Curing Cancer.

Cats Curing Cancer is a non-profit organization dedicated to giving stuffed animals, particularly cats, to children with cancer, like Xaria.

Please reblog this and like this facebook page. CCC is a small organization right now, and very new, but it needs to get big. Please help Chloe put a smile on a child’s face.

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July 16, 2012
Reblog if you’re saving that one dolla for some ice cold wadda at Otakon ‘12

surfdog2000:

let me give you the rundown:

  • it’ll be like ninety degrees come Otakon weekend, and it’s always humid as fuck here
  • you’ll be overdressed in some silly complicated costume
  • if you don’t stay hydrated you could end up in the hospital
  • that wadda’s ice cold
  • it’s only one dolla
  • come onnnnn

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July 16, 2012

somethinghorrible:

somethinghorrible:

somethinghorrible:

once i accidentally saved a reaction image in my porn folder and then forgot to move it to my reaction image folder and a few days later i was jerking off and then suddenly out of fucking nowhere i see the reaction image and staRTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD BECAUSE IT WAS THIS FUCKING PICTURE

TIHS HAPPENED TO ME TOO ONCE THE EXACT SAME PICTURE TOO

WAIT THAT WAS MY POST

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June 28, 2012

gaypornsword:

yo-dawg-nice:

iraffiruse:

Garfield replaced with a realistic cat.

frozach submitted

I’m laughing so hard oh my gosh I needed this

This is actually really depressing

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June 28, 2012
cuteguyss:

fiirewalkwithme:

bespectacledcolfer:

capture-it-remember-it13:

PLEASE READ
This is my friend and her girlfriend. The girl on the right was killed last night, by what is thought to be a hate crime. They were on a date. They were both shot and dumped in tall grass. They were found this morning by a couple while they were out for a walk. (This is all we know right now)Mollie has passed but her girlfriend, Kristene, is still alive. She is in very critical condition with a gunshot wound to the head. Please pray for her. Think about them. Pass this on. Something. Please. We need her to come through so the people that did this can be put in their rightful spot.  
You will always be Loved and never forgotten, Mollie.Rest in Peace, Sweetheart.<3 And since I just got messages saying this was fake, here’s the article: http://www.kiiitv.com/story/18864976/update 

*sending out all the love, support, and healing thoughts into the sky* May the Universe keep this young woman safe in its arms.

This needs a signal boost.

not cuteguyss related but obviously more important. 

cuteguyss:

fiirewalkwithme:

bespectacledcolfer:

capture-it-remember-it13:

PLEASE READ

This is my friend and her girlfriend. The girl on the right was killed last night, by what is thought to be a hate crime. They were on a date. They were both shot and dumped in tall grass. They were found this morning by a couple while they were out for a walk. (This is all we know right now)
Mollie has passed but her girlfriend, Kristene, is still alive. She is in very critical condition with a gunshot wound to the head. Please pray for her. Think about them. Pass this on. Something. Please. We need her to come through so the people that did this can be put in their rightful spot.  

You will always be Loved and never forgotten, Mollie.
Rest in Peace, Sweetheart.<3 

And since I just got messages saying this was fake, here’s the article: http://www.kiiitv.com/story/18864976/update 

*sending out all the love, support, and healing thoughts into the sky* May the Universe keep this young woman safe in its arms.

This needs a signal boost.

not cuteguyss related but obviously more important. 

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June 27, 2012

badcgijosh:

Having a conversation with a hot girl over dinner and she asks you about your day and you slowly and very subtly begin retelling her the plot of Trapped In The Closet

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